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Bow to your partner, cuff her ear

Pounce on her tail, circle to the rear

Dos-si-dos, dodge and bite

Allemand left, kick to the right

Swing your partner upside down

One leap forward, turn around

Break apart, hiss and glare

Lick your fur, crouch and stare

Flick your tail, prepare to run

Then–

Stalk away as if you’ve won