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Chapter 18: Cousin Alberto
Angelina gracefully assumed the management of the household. She started in the kitchen. Once we were addicted to her antipasto and lasagna, she began to refit the kitchen with new appliances. She moved on to the living room, tossing out the dark, dreary curtains. She sent the couches out to be recovered. Debo was given carte blanche to redecorate her bedroom. The apartment began to lose its air of stagnation. Nothing Angelina did, however, could rid the rooms of Father’s cigar smoke.
One day she asked me if I would prefer to be living in my own place. I almost wept with relief and gratitude. It was as if the door to a dark jail cell was unlocked, and the light poured in. So began a new phase of my life. Angelina helped me find a small studio in the East Village. I was in my second year of graduate school at Columbia, getting my master’s degree in English. Walking into my little studio was like stepping into Heaven for me. It was not quiet; New York City is never quiet; but it was a peaceful and happy place, and my very own.
Once Angelina had put the household in order, she began accompanying Father to the office. At this time, Cousin Alberto oversaw all the shipping. Though in his mid-thirties, Cousin Alberto was as yet unmarried. He was considered a most eligible bachelor, whose photograph appeared occasionally in New York magazine. Our paths rarely crossed once I’d moved out, but Angelina saw more and more of Cousin Alberto as she began to learn the administration of Salerno Enterprises. In her open friendly way, Angelina asked intelligent questions and came up with thoughtful comments and solutions. Things began to run more smoothly. The office staff adored her.
One day I happened to stop in to say hello. Angelina had her own desk; she was talking on the telephone, but she waved to me and put up a finger to let me know she’d be only a minute. I found Father in his office.
“Father, the whole office seems to be better. Even Mrs. Romano smiled at me, and she’s never done that before. Is this all Angelina’s doing?”
“Sure it is,” he said. “The woman has an MBA.” He tapped his temple and winked. “Your father is not a stupid.”
It was Angelina who first noticed the discrepancies in the accounts. After the whole mess came to light, and Cousin Alberto was in prison, we who were left realized that Angelina had suspected Cousin Alberto all along. When I asked her what tipped her off, she laughed and tapped her temple just like Father.
“Alberto was living far too well, even for the generous salary your father paid him.”
Looking back now, I’d like to say that I sensed something dishonest in Cousin Alberto, revealed in a sly expression, or an edginess of manner, but it would not be true. Cousin Alberto was twenty years old when he came to New York to work with Father. To my seven-year-old eyes, my uncle was a tall man with gold necklaces, a white teeth smile, a big laugh, and lots of dark curly hair, even on his chest. He treated us children as if we were household pets. He greeted us, patted us on the head, and then ignored us. For me, he was only another member of my parents’ social circle, just a more frequent visitor because he was family.
The social sections of the newspapers showed Cousin Alberto in nightclubs with celebrities, or escorting a famous model to the opening of a Broadway show. He always looked the same, smiling his wide, confident smile, waving agreeably to his audience. He truly believed he was untouchable, too smart to get caught. He didn’t reckon with Angelina. She was smarter, and in her way, more devious than Cousin Alberto.
Later, I asked Angelina to tell me about Cousin Alberto’s arrest.
“Two policemen came to the office early one morning. Alberto was lounging at his desk, you know how he does.” She leaned back in her chair, exuding arrogance, just like Alberto. I had to laugh. “He was smoking a cigar and talking on the telephone, loud, in Italian. One of the cops stepped up and said, “Alberto Salerno? I have a warrant for your arrest.” Just like in the movies. You should have seen Alberto’s face. His eyebrows lifted up like this. He was really surprised. He said, “What did I do? This is a mistake.”
“You are Alberto Giovanni Salerno?” the other cop said. Then he read Alberto his Miranda rights. When the first cop pulled out handcuffs, Alberto went a little pale. “Are these necessary?” he said. “Put out your hands,” the cop said. Before he got into the elevator, Alberto yelled at Norma his secretary to call his lawyer. And then he was gone. In jail. And good riddance.” Angelina clapped her hands as if she were brushing away dirt.



