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This monkey is first to comment on
the moderator’s obvious hairpiece,
a stranger’s clashing blouse and pants,
someone’s bad skin, crooked teeth, attitude
and all your mistakes from birth to present
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This monkey always has the loudest voice,
blaring like Aunt Agnes with her foghorn comments,
complaining about the warm vichyssoise,
criticizing
(Five A’s and a B? Why the B?)
too fat too late too much too long
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The monkey’s noise
is an unending stream of spam
filling your mind’s inbox,
blabbing commercials and news bites
so difficult to mute
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Catch that creature!
Put it in a soundproof cell
without bananas.
Get on with
your life.